i think...

that after what i found out yesterday, i will have to stop drinking pepsi one. the time has come for me to accept that my beloved pepsi one with aspartame and ace-K is dead; mutilated into an evil doppelganger known as pepsi one with splenda. i hate splenda. stupid...dumb...splenda. i don't want to drink something that has never been tested on humans! i don't wanna drink something that makes lab rats have a shrunken thymus!!!! i hate calcification!!! i hate chlorocarbons!!!1 ahhh im depressed. i need a pepsi one.