Thursday, November 17, 2005

affairs of the heart

a couple months ago, pepsi one and i agreed to a trial separation. it was a very difficult time for us, but last week we bumped into one another at the supermarket. we flirted a little and instantly fell back in lust. it was fleeting, but fulfilling on so many levels. i hope our paths cross again. in the meantime, i have been seeing quite a bit of a diet grape soda that i found in a different supermarket. it makes me very happy, but i think it may just be a fling. i don't know how serious you can get with diet grape. maybe. we will see. i'll keep you posted.

Friday, November 04, 2005

mixed feelings

im starting to really like diet sunkist and i have mixed feelings about it. you know how like when u get heartbroken and it hurts and all you want is for it to go away but then you start to not feel heartbroken anymore and you start to miss feeling so much for someone...yeah well thats how i feel now. i love diet sunkist. it is sexii. and it tastes good. and has an awesome color!!!111!!!!@@ but...i remember the days of me and pepsi one. those hot summer nights when a cold pepsi one was ecstacy. all those crappy mornings when pepsi one would glimmer at me and make it easier to wake up. *sigh*

diet sunkist will never be my pepsi one, but its a new adventure and will be special in its own way. long live diet sunkist. may it please never go splenda.

Monday, October 10, 2005

diet sunkist = mmmmm

i've been drinking a lot of diet sunkist lately. it's pretty good. i like. yeah pepsi one still sucks, but i miss it. i miss it without splenda. i tried some 7 up plus like someone suggested. but it like totally sucked!!!!!111 it has splenda in it. what was i thinking!!?? splenda like totally sucks and now i probly have cancer.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

i think...

that after what i found out yesterday, i will have to stop drinking pepsi one. the time has come for me to accept that my beloved pepsi one with aspartame and ace-K is dead; mutilated into an evil doppelganger known as pepsi one with splenda. i hate splenda. stupid...dumb...splenda. i don't want to drink something that has never been tested on humans! i don't wanna drink something that makes lab rats have a shrunken thymus!!!! i hate calcification!!! i hate chlorocarbons!!!1 ahhh im depressed. i need a pepsi one.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

omg this site rules. i am going to add it to my links section. you should all check it out!!! like now!

pepsi one is trying to kill me!!!111

a simple google search for splenda yeilds a whole bunch of anti-splenda sites. 5 of 10 of the top google hits are anti-splenda. i can't believe it. i am not alone. everyone hates splenda! and i read some nasty stuff about it, too. stuff like it hasn't even been tested on humans, that it causes health problems in lab rats, that it is a chemical that is absorbed by the body, that it is made from chlorine! wtf are they feeding us? why is this shit allowed by the FDA? pepsi one is killing me!!!!

Sunday, September 04, 2005

sprite zero

it's been a few days since my last update and a lot of things have happened. most importantly, i went to publix a few days ago to get some soda and they had their usual sale on 12 packs. i was not pleased that a) the sale was for coke products and b) they didn't even have any coke zero. i was very perplexed about what i should do. get 3 packs of coke products (minus coke zero) for $8.00 or spend $3.89 per pack for pepsi products. since i am broke lately, i went for the coke. much to my surprise, i have taken a serious liking to diet sprite. not only does it have a nice flavor and good carbonation, but since it is clear it doesn't stain your teeth like cola can. so much to my surprise, i am very pleased with diet sprite. maybe i will give diet slice a try and see if i like that better.

Thursday, August 25, 2005


today, dave got me a pepsi one for lunch. it was a nice gesture, but too bad it wasn't the 0ld sk00l peps1 0n3!!!111

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


i had a pepsi one with lunch today. it went without incident and was otherwise unremarkable.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

late night

it's like almost 2:30 am and i am drinking a pepsi one and it fucXing sUXxx0rs!!!1!11 i hate it it so fucXing gr0sss!!!1111oneone its not even flat it just has this whole nastii fucXing splenda taste i want splenda to d1e d1eee!!!@@!!!!!111